Pregame in a College Basketball Locker Room

The college basketball team is in the locker room--pregame. 

Scooter: You got to stop shooting three pointers, Nigga. 

Patrick: Nigga,  I'm the next Steph Curry. 

Jah: Laughs 

Patrick: Nigga, shut the fuck up. 

Scooter: Nigga, you shut the fuck up on shooting three pointers. You are going to lose us another game. 

Patrick: Nigga, my threes going in tonight. Watch! 

Scooter: Nigga, be a mid range master. Shot two's. Steph Curry fucked up basketball!

Patrick looks at Scooter inquisitively.

Scooter: Cause stupid Niggas like you,  think you can be him--there's only ONE Steph Curry and you ain't him!

Patrick: The girls like threes, Nigga. 

Scooter stands up and stares at Patrick intensly.

Scooter: Alright,  fool. You make one of your first two three pointers, take more.  If you miss both NO MORE. STOP! TAKE TWOS.

If you STOP taking them, I'll ask my sister to give your punk ass a chance—one date. Even better. If you make one of your first two attempts at a three, I’ll still tell her about your punk ass.

Patrick: Nigga! I been asking you to do that for years. 

Scooter: One more thing. If your punk ass shoots below 50% from three tonight, you gotta follow the rule of making one of your first two threes to continue attempting more for the remainder of the season?

Jah: Nigga, his sister FINE and yo ass ain’t been on a date since yo freshman year, you—

Patrick: Nigga, shuck the fuck up.

Patrick takes a moment to contemplate the proposal.

Jah: Yo virgin ass better stop frontin and —

Patrick: Fool, mind yo own business.

Patrick looks in the direction of Scooter.

Patrick: Aight!

Scooter: Aight. All I can do is ask; she her own WOMAN. 

Jah chuckles.

Jah: You ain’t gone have to ask cause Patrick gone miss his—

Patrick throws a towel at Jah.

Patrick: Fool, shut the fuck up; I’m Steph Curry.

Scooter shakes his head.

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