VULTURE

It tells you a truth, 

The truth you want to hear. 

It advocates for the weak; oh deer.

And it can provide apparerent proof,

That it's right and just. 

That it will solve the problems of your community.

That it will provide unity.

If only you’ll trust,

And don’t support the competition 

Who you should not believe.

It’ll say anything for your volition.

But it often has something up it’s sleeve.

It’s usually a lie.

It did not have sexual relations with that woman.

Or how Anthony Weiner tried to deny.

Listen to your ethical acumen.

It had the nerve to say I’m not a crook.

It had the nerve to move Alabama 

With a sharpie on a panorama. 

Politicians are vultures writing baffling books.